I know it’s not Thursday but I can still have my thoughts can’t I? Today’s post is going to be more random and erratic than a twelve year old on ritalin.
I can’t stop laughing.
I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I’ve had to explain that no, I’m not tired or sick, I just haven’t put on makeup. Also, it’s actually really depressing when you put in all the effort to shave your legs and then the night is a bust. Men just don’t understand how risky, time-consuming, and annoying it is. That little curve by your ankle? Don’t even get me started. So yes, if I shave and then end up sitting in the booth of a Chili’s listening to your friend’s friend’s friend go on about her relationship issues, me and my smooth legs will be salty about it.
I’m 23 years old and I’m still trying to figure out a way to get a trampoline in my backyard without my parents noticing.
Tea is just leaf-flavored water. Why would anyone pay actual money for leaf-flavored water?
Google turned 17 this week – I still remember when it was a legitimate 50/50 debate whether to use Google or AskJeeves. I was a total AskJeeves girl. I think I just liked the idea of a butler answering my questions. I’ve always been a fan of personification.
Some days I think I’m going to end up being a high school history teacher. I don’t know why but I think that’d be the best.
Thanks to “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” I now have an insatiable need to go to a beach at night, light a lantern, and watch it float away. I hate when my pipe dreams come with a capital P.
Things I want to do in the next few months but need to prostitute myself for the money: zip lining, shooting at a gun range, SUP, trapeze class, barre.
I’m coming dangerously close to being addicted to candy corn and peanuts. I thought it would be adorable to set it out in a little ceramic pumpkin on my kitchen table. I’m not sure who I thought I was going to be impressing with THAT little stunt but the only person whose paws have been in there are mine and the whole situation is getting a little out of hand. I guess it’s never to early to start putting on some holiday weight?
I’ve worked out 4/4 days this week and I’m hoping that I make it to 5/7 or (fingers crossed) 6/7.
Chances are I just jinxed myself for the weekend.
Speaking of working out, things don’t always have to be your way, okay? For example, I got stuck in traffic and couldn’t make it to my usual sculpt class. When it comes to yoga I usually only sign up for a class if it has the words “hot” “power” or “sculpt” in front of it otherwise I think it’s a big ol’ fat waste of time (I know I know, it’s not). Today I missed sculpt and was forced into a traditional yoga class for the first time in a long time. And it was EXACTLY what I needed. Complete with a complimentary lavender/lemon wrap placed on my head during savasana at the end. I love this whole “hand the reins over to the universe”-thing.
How was your week? Did it fly by like mine did? So much is happening that it all feels like a blur sometimes. Thankfully yoga made me slow my roll, even if it was for only an hour. Even just that hour helped 🙂